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      There once was a cow who owned and operated his own ice cream shop. It was a fine little shop called Crag Blitzen's Cones. He was open Tuesday though Saturday from 11 o'clock to 10 o'clock.  On one cool fall evening our hefty owner was closing up shop and as he was cleaning the ice cream scoops he noticed a small spider on the wall. "Whats happening here?" mooed the cow. "Oh don't worry about me." Said Terry the spider, in his all to familiar tone. As we all know spiders are the little farts of God. "Well," continued the cow, "We cant have people, spiders especially, roaming around the store after close." But just as he finished the spider jumped to the doorway and proceeded to escape, all the while he yelled, "You'll never catch me!" But little did the spider know that he had left behind his burglars mask. . .